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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:24

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Sure.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What are some great short jokes?

Me : No

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Tea ?

Can the right person make a narc want to change their ways? Is love that powerful? Has anyone seen this or experience it?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Then let's have some coffee

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

Me : Thank you.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I'm 24.